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Guide to School
A couple of points I have to hit first, this is not a peppy guide, and this will not make you popular. If you like rap, and slipknot, this isn't for you. If you like some boy band, this isn't for you. If you like Slipknot and Korn, then please read on.
(Note: If you want to change your preppy ways, you can read on, but if you get the shit beat out of you, not my fault)
1) Always listen to music on the bus, always, slipknot or Linkin park or nirvana preferred, but you can burn a mixture of loud music and that will work just fine.
2) Don't wear what I wear. No. I see you thinking about it, stop right now. I am a dork, I am the counter example, and I am a pretty snowflake, but that's beside the point. Wear baggy pants and a hoody, your set.
What's it take? No, you can't dress like me.
3) Get good grades. I don't care how uncool it sounds, if it will save you a couple of ass beatings, then go for it. Cool people are stupid, don't be cool, be tough, don't be stupid, and be able to beat up the people who call you nerd.
4) Be ready for a fight, may sound cynical, but I'd rather be jumpy than beat up.
5) People suck, get used to it. Let the insults roll off of you, or, if you want have a counter insult ready to shoot down the poser.
6) Try to be in a clique at all times, and I mean all times, if your at lunch have everyone at your table or around you be your clique, if you go to the bathroom, have a semi circle around the door, if you fall asleep, at least get a clique of dorks to talk to your unconscious self.
7) Always seem to other students like you planted bombs all over school, and seem to the teachers that your a perfect little boy / girl / undecided.
8) Do something big, get a name out there for yourself, something like "Who is he? Oh yea, that kid who beat up those four guys and saved the puppy, I know him." Well, not to that extent.